Treky Heart T-Shirts

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

'Maths is fun!'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Beam me up. Scotty!

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

A thief steals a heart

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Cat Burglar.

Happy Valentine's Day

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Pucker up!

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"It's because she will steal your heart."

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

False starts.

Stephen Harper riffs on Star Trek...

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

'Go to Daddy!'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"Spock, put the Tricorder down and go out and play."

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"