Tree Symbolism Admirer Pillows

"Little help?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

The Big Tree

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Camouflage Unit

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"Something nocturnal."

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Changing house name.

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"At least my putting has improved."