Tree Symbolism Admirer T-Shirts

But first I'd like you to do something for me. The Grifting Tree.

"Little help?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

The Re-Giving Tree

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

The Big Tree

"Something nocturnal."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Changing house name.

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"Yes, I did mention that I wanted a big Christmas tree. However, I doubt that will fit in our home."

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'