Tree House Admirer Pillows

"So you're telling me you prefer this to a retirement home?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Tree house.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

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'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

The Big Tree

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Parrot

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Poinsettia

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.