Tree House Admirer Mugs

"So you're telling me you prefer this to a retirement home?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

The discovery of asparagus.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'You've got dry scalp.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

David Bellamy

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

The Big Tree

Parrot

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Poinsettia

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.