Tree Fort Building T-Shirts

'Is this better?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Selfie Stick

"It's just a tree."

Tree Passion

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Stop and Birch

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

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