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"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Tommy!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Cat Zoom Meeting

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"She never took to the leash."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

Cat boxer

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'I know I should be thankful I have a good home, but if he talks baby talk to me one more time, I swear I'll go for his throat.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

His entire life was about balance.

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

Asthma cats

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

Double Threat (black and white cat)