Treat Titan Gifts

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Stop the big guy!

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Workmen Lifting.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Minimalist Japanese junk shop