Toothbrush Titan Gifts

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Sisyphus during Covid

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Addiction to mobile.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Call Center.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Stop the big guy!

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

Brush With Death

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Hazard of texting

Workmen Lifting.