Toothbrush Titan Pillows

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Sisyphus during Covid

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Addiction to mobile.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Call Center.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Modern Studying

Stop the big guy!

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Brush With Death

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

Hazard of texting

Workmen Lifting.

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'