Traveling Monster Gifts

Baggage Reclaim

Easter Island legs

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Subway Library

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

"How much for just the ring?"

Fisherman and sea monster

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

A Guest For Lunch

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Airlines: Arrivals/Departures. . . Number of Boeing 737 Max Planes Grounded: 500

8 Feet. 5 Tentacles.

"Forget about me Rob, go! Save yourself!"

"David, you're denying your feelings again, aren't you?"

Flight of Dracula

He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.