Travel Tarmac Surfer Pillows

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

Easter Island legs

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Mother CareBaby Gap

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'You beached again, didn't you?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Surfer and the Whale

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Surf and turf.

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'