Travel Tarmac Surfer Mugs

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

Easter Island legs

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Surfer and the Whale

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Surf and turf.