Tarmac Artist Mugs

'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

International Women's Day.

' A good idea '

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Alien David statue

Face painting.

Ban on Free Speech

Cariactures

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'