Travel Tactician Gifts

Safest Airline in The World

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Human males marking territory.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Arsene Wenger

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

The bus home.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

GREENLAND

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'