Travel Tactician Gifts

Safest Airline in The World

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Human males marking territory.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

The bus home.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

GREENLAND

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Sports Medicine

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.