Travel Show Host Gifts

Davina McCall

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Airplane food

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'