Travel Security Buff Pillows

Opt Out of Body Scans and Pat Downs - Fly Nude.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

High security Santa's grotto

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Aggression/Security

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Bird sitting on a wing.

Pamplona Station

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar