Travel Insurance Expert Gifts

"Mr Jones is our travel insurance expert. He knows what he is talking about because he has flown the Europe - Africa route for years!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'What zip code are we in now?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

World Tour.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Now that's an afro!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'