Travel Documentarian T-Shirts

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Airplane food

Crocodile

Kirsten Johnson

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.