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'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Tourists in Egypt

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."