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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego teleconferencing in from?"

"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

The Photographer

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

The Zoo.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

On holiday.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Holiday time.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."