Travel Documentarian Pillows

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Food Chain

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Live Stream

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

Police film evidence

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Maria Sibylla Merian

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter