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Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Anecdote Magazine

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'It's finally happened, Ed. There are so many ads in this months Reader's Digest that there isn't room for any articles.'

'I read all the magazines I then paper mached your likeness and repeatedly stabbed you.'

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

Al, when was the last time you had a date with a real woman? Actually, I'm making real progress on that score, doctor. The current issue of Playboy has a 3-D centerfold.

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

Smiley Trash.

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'