Trapdoor Aficionado Prints

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Biro Security

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Pick a business card.'

Product Testing Department

Macho man body building club.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

"Security is lax on this side."

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

The Great Out-doors

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

'Well yes, my son is not mean enough...'

Guarded optimism.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Safer Torah

At death's door

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

"Check out this live stream."

Locked Bra.

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Wikileaks panic