Trapdoor Aficionado Pillows

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Cat statues on entrance gate

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Product Testing Department

'Pick a business card.'

Macho man body building club.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"Security is lax on this side."

The Great Out-doors

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

'Well yes, my son is not mean enough...'

Guarded optimism.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Safer Torah

'It's gotta be a trap.'

Locked Bra.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

At death's door

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

"Check out this live stream."

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"It's asking for your password."

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

You're letting this security thing go to your head.