Transportation Lawyer Gifts

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."