Transportation Lawyer Gifts

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Touring Cyclist

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Follow that cab!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Run from the hills!

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Bicycle Sidecar.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."