'This used to take hours.'
Transition To A New Job Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to congratulate someone on their new career adventure? Our collection captures the thrill, humor, and pride of starting fresh. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a personal touch to this exciting milestone.
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
Killer Executive Suits.
'I have this fear of the real world...'
"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."
Others will fight for you
Carefree luggage.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"
We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.
'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
Reach for the Star.
Pipe Dream.
"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe
We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.
Work/Life Balance
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
Handbag store - "Perfect."
Work Parfait
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."
Transition To A New Job Gifts Collection
Transition To A New Job Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating career changes—perfect for your friend’s new job adventures.
Transition To A New Job Pillows
Shop our cozy pillows that add personality and comfort to their new workspace or home.
Transition To A New Job Prints
Browse inspiring prints that commemorate life’s big career transitions with style and humor.
Transition To A New Job T-Shirts
Find witty and motivational t-shirts that cheer on anyone starting fresh in their professional life.