Transition To A New Job Pillows

'This used to take hours.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Killer Executive Suits.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Carefree luggage.

Others will fight for you

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Reach for the Star.

Work/Life Balance

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Pipe Dream.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Work Parfait

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."