Moving To A New Workplace Pillows

'Flexi-space.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Between Offices

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Who's the new guy?"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I'm stepping out, for a few hours, to look for a better job. Can I bring anything back for you?'

"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."