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'Flexi-space.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Between Offices

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Who's the new guy?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Mega Corp. Employee Exit. I know every day is a gift, but sometimes I wish it had a return policy.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I'm stepping out, for a few hours, to look for a better job. Can I bring anything back for you?'