Transience Thinker T-Shirts

"Think ephemeral!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'The Questioner'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Show off."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Chinese History: Redwash

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Climate Change Road

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Copyrighted Ideas

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."