Transience Thinker Gifts

"Think ephemeral!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'The Questioner'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Show off."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

Climate Change Road

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Chinese History: Redwash

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Copyrighted Ideas

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."