Transformative Escapist T-Shirts

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Last Chance For Reality

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Desert Mirage

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Zoo Employees

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Not again!"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I've half a mind to protest."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Ramblers Association

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Prison Paintings

Virtual Reality Check

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Playing The Youth Card