Transformative Escapist T-Shirts

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Last Chance For Reality

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

"Not again!"

"I've half a mind to protest."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Ramblers Association

Don Quixote

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

"We seem to get just the one channel."

Playing The Youth Card

ARchie Smith cartoonist

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.