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"Apparently this place used to be a swimming pool."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien Snowmen

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

dog vs UFO...

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The First Martian Dog.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Flying sauces.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.