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"Why did she have to kiss me?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"...an this is my extended family."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

There's a couple of those semi-bipedal guys. "Knee-anderthals"!

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Metamorphosis is coming.

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Russell Rebrand

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"