Transformation Junkie T-Shirts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Overjumpers

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Exercise now!

Caterpillar Portrait

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Beauty and the Beast

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

A Transformer for grownups

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'