Transformation Junkie Prints

I've always been the good, law-abiding, non-threatening guy. And that's gotten old. Maybe it's time for me to be an outlaw. Maybe it's time to grow big mutton chops and long hair, let my skin get all grizzled and leathery, and ride a Harley into infamy. You can't just change your persona like you change your underwear. Say that to my mutton chops, you punkish ... punk.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Overjumpers

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

Exercise now!

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

She was always an introvert.

'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'