Tech Transformation Junkie Prints

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Exercise now!

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Siri, find oxygen."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'll never forget you."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Reinventing the Wheel

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."