Tech Transformation Junkie Gifts

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Exercise now!

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Siri, find oxygen."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'll never forget you."

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Reinventing the Wheel

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Pokemon Get Lost

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'