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"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"I'll never forget you."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"