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"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"I'll never forget you."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

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