Tech Transformation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I'll never forget you."

Reinventing the Wheel

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"It's for global cooling."

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

After the takeover - The makeover

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."