Mechanical Transformation Enthusiast T-Shirts

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Crane fishing

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I prefer your early pieces."

"You've got a few screws loose."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Russell Rebrand

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

Cat flap for a truck.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Milk production

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

After the takeover - The makeover

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

Progress.

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'