Mechanical Transformation Enthusiast T-Shirts

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Crane fishing

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"You've got a few screws loose."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

Cat flap for a truck.

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Milk production

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

After the takeover - The makeover

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

Progress.

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'