Transaction Junkie Pillows

Add a cozy and humorous touch to their home or office decor with a pillow that proudly displays their transaction obsession. Comfortable, witty, and perfectly themed.

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"Cash or charge?"

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"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

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'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.' mockup

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

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"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later." mockup

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top. mockup

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

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"Siri, find oxygen."

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"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day." mockup

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

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...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation? mockup

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

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'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.' mockup

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

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'I love to see you all so busy!'

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"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there." mockup

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

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"These kids and their shellfies..." mockup

"These kids and their shellfies..."

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Primordial Schmooze

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"It's the new self-driving model." mockup

"It's the new self-driving model."

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'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.' mockup

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

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"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida." mockup

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

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'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...' mockup

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

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Investing 101 Acronym Test.

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"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

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