Traditional Transaction Lover Pillows

Tallit barcode

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Queen reigning.

Living life dangerously 2010.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

First Marriage.

Happy Hogmanay!

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."