Tranquilizer Tourist T-Shirts

'Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquillizers.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

American Idle.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"It is my place!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Guru.

Guy in gym

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Muzak's Top 10

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Arabian island