Tranquilizer Tourist Mugs

'Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquillizers.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Yoga.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"It is my place!"

Guru.

Guy in gym

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Muzak's Top 10

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Working from OM.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Feathered frenzy

Arabian island