'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'
Training Specialist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your training specialist? Our collection offers a blend of humor and appreciation, crafted to honor their skill in guiding and inspiring others. From fun mugs to stylish shirts, we have thoughtful presents that resonate with their profession. Celebrate their ability to shape minds and boost team morale with unique designs that truly speak to their role and personality.
"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
"DeepSeek" "Stargate"
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
"Any questions?"
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
US and the EU
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
Hanging off every word...
"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Quality Control
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Just go with the workflow."
"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."
'First of all, relax.'
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"
'I hope that training aid doesn't give him the idea that bigger laptops could mean more output.'
'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'
Targets.
If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.
"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."
'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'
Training Specialist Gifts Collection
Training Specialist Mugs
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Training Specialist Pillows
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Training Specialist Prints
Browse our inspiring prints for training experts. Add personality and motivation to their workspace with art that celebrates their profession.
Training Specialist T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for training professionals. Perfect for everyday wear and celebrating their expert role with wit and style.