Trailer Park Fan Gifts

Redneck Flowerpot

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Turtle Trailer Court

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

ATM withdrawal

Automatic swing machine

Tree Squirrel

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

public toilet in the woods

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Centaur Sprinter

"No, still there."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Made in Sweden.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I didn't exactly win it."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.