Tragicomedy Lover Pillows

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Salt and Pepper

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's about time."

A Prickly Pair

George Clooney Machine

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Lovers in toile de jouy

I want to hold your hand

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'