Tragicomedy Lover Mugs

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Salt and Pepper

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

A Prickly Pair

Boyfriend of the Month.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

I want to hold your hand

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Lovers in toile de jouy